MEMOIRS OF A SLU…shhKID: WK11

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Wednesday, 21st July 2010

Dear Diary

2.00pm
I really have to make this entry because of how I feel.

So, I was going through a folder on my MacBook Pro named “D&TD” which stands for “Done & To Do” when I stumbled onto a saved BBM message from Salt.

“Nobs, short skirt no underwear. Hurry up or I’ll invite a security guard”

Now “D&TD” contains important pictures, emails, poems, birthdays, BBMs and every other information relating to the chics I’ve done (dated, shagged or otherwise) and the ones that I intend to do (date, shag or otherwise).  “D&TD” is the only folder that has moved from one laptop to another over the years and maybe someday it will end up in a library in Anambra state as part of my legacy.

About Salt, I met salt at one of the SLU…shhes at SWE and we hit it up straight away. She works on the Island but resides in Ikeja while I work on the mainland but stay on the Island so City Mall was our central place to see every evening after work.  It was very simple for us, we sit in either her car or mine parked at the space behind City Mall and she will smoke with the windows up and the air conditioner on. We would wait until it gets a bit darker outside and then I’ll pull down my trouser to my knees while she will just raise her skirt. It was a daily weekday affair for 6 weeks and it ended the day she decided to go “more serious” with her boyfriend of that time.

Salt is history but her legacy lives. I saw the message and immediately twitted “I feel like Car Sex”. I wasn’t expecting anyone to reply but I got 3 DMs and 1 BBM. I decided to get in touch with the person that sent “Nobs, Let’s agree 1 tin. We F**k & no phone calls after. DM metin point”.  I “DMed” her my number. We spoke and agreed to meet at City Mall.

8.12pm –City Mall

(BBM Conversation)
Salt 2: I am here
Nobs: Come through to the back. Black Honda Civic
Salt 2: Ok.

She knocked on the window and I opened…

Salt 2: You look finer in person
Nobs: It’s car light.
Salt: Is this a set up?
Nobs: babes, I’m too old for all that sh*t. Are you scared?
Salt 2: Not really but with your memoirs I won’t be surprised if you have a video camera.
Nobs: I’ll put this in my diary but not your real name.
Salt 2: Fair enough
Nobs: Have you done this before?
Salt 2: No, does that disqualify me?
Nobs: Come here and stop talking (Pulls her close and started kissing her hard.)

We kissed so hard and within minutes I had the twins in my mouth. Jeans went down and skirt went up.

10.00pm-Home
I got home and wanted to ask her if she was home but couldn’t find her on contacts. She got what she wanted and deleted me afterwards.

Message: Dear Salt 2, I know you are reading this. This is saying “Thank you” very much.

Friday, 23rd July 2010

Dear Dairy,

You know that today’s party is an appraisal issue. Please let’s make it happen.

12.00noon-Marquee
My office dinner/party holds today at Marquee so I had to come through to make sure everything was in order. Called Shirls to come through to keep me company. Shirls arrived looking so hawt in her skinny jeans and tee.

7.00pm-Marquee
Dinner was fab with special appearances by Waje, Yemi Sax, Lami and Pope.  These people came through for me. If you come across them anywhere, please give them a hug for me.

10.30pm
After dinner, we all moved upstairs and after a while the bosses left.

1.00am
Sexy lawyer came through with her cousins and cream friend all looking fly. We had all sorts on the table and within minutes it was okay for anybody to tap anybody’s ass(no same sex touching, who born the maga?).  My friends came through with 1 Kele and 6 other people that could be referred to as ‘females”.  I like the mainland chics but some of them no try abeg.  If you are out clubbing and you want to figure out “The mainland chic”. Look around from anybody dressed like they just came straight from a traditional wedding reception.

We rolled out ABE style and our supply came in a tray erm ok ice buckets.


While the DJ was rolling out all sorts of songs, one of the “females” was dancing makossa to every bit. I was trying to ignore her until Usher’s “OMG” came on and she killed usher with her steps. Imagine someone dancing “Makossa” to “OMG”.    At some point I thought I was high and her outfit was looking a bit funny. When she came, she was wearing a short white gown, after few glasses of “this” and “that”, a black/tight short emerged from the inside. Please judge her outfit and say nothing about her stomach.

At some point, sexy lawyer informed that she would want to give me a lap dance. I wanted to say no but I thought it would have been rude to turn down such an offer (nose growing longer). Okay I lieeeeeed. I never considered turning it down for one bit and if she had changed her mind I would have offered her money. I quickly ran over to the DJ and requested for Usher’s “OMG”.

She whispered in my ears that she wasn’t wearing any bra and wouldn’t be so mad if my hands find their way up there. I sat down, closed my eyes and within minutes I felt her behind on my lap. Her borry went “up and down” with the song and I didn’t know when my hands went up to her chest. We danced the entire track with me sitting.

3.20am
Our friend (Diana from Abuja) joined and together we all left Marquee for Auto Lounge.  I love Auto Lounge. Auto lounge is the only club that it is okay to have a potbelly and not be bothered and this has nothing to do with your sex. Play Chukky’s “Suck belle make shirt fine” does not apply to Auto Lounge.

We ordered for a bottle of Moet Rose, chilled for about 25 minutes and left for Rehab.

Moving from Auto Lounge to Rehab is like going from “Full Gospel business men followership” to “Milo Last Kid Standing TV show”.

Have you noticed the number of under aged girls that stand around the poolside with no drink and a look of “If you buy me Chapman, you can have it”?

Left Rehab and drove home straight alone thanking God that I did not run into Biola.

By the way Momsie was awake when I got back and she welcomed me with the following;

Mum: You left for work at 7am Friday and you are just coming home at 4.30am Saturday?
Nobs: Erm, I was working na
Mum: You are not going out until 3pm today.
Nobs: Nsogbu adiro, ma!
Mum: Be careful with Lagos girls ooo
Nobs: I’m lost. From sleep to Lagos girls?
Mum: Good night, abi Morning.
Nobs: Good Night, Ma
Mum: Em by the way, I saw different tooth brushes in your wardrobe.
Nobs: Can we talk about them tomorrow?
Mum: Okay
.

I know exactly what she’s talking about – Blue is for Shirls, Yellow for Biola, Purple for Ada and green for Lawunmi (ex Kele). I no na…abeg free me jor!!!

Saturday, 24th July 2010

Dear Diary

12noon
I woke hungry and so I had Eba and Oha soup for brunch.

2.00pm
I was getting ready to go cut my hair when Momsie walked into my room.
Mum: Uzo’m
Nobs: Good Afternoon,Ma
Mum: Are you going out?
Nobs: Yes but I’m not leaving the estate.
Mum: I remembered we have an unfinished discussion.
Nobs: Thought we finished everything last night?
Mum: Mba
Nobs: About the toothbrushes ?
Mum: Yes!
Nobs: Erm, I used them for a presentation at work.
Mum: Oh, then throw them away.  Ebe ahu odi, adiro nma.
Nobs: I’ll do that after the project.

Mum: Ok. Kedu ebe isi n’ina aga?
Nobs: Saloon and maybe see a movie.
Mum: Okay. Bata kwa Osiso.
Nobs: Ok ma.

6.30pm
Done with haircut and some home shopping. Called Shirls to come through to the Palms for a movie.

Nobs: Yo
Shirls: What’s up?

Nobs: Good good.
Shirls: Where are you, baby?
Nobs: Palms, you?
Shirls: Yaba.
Nobs: Let’s do a movie
Shirls: Which one?
Nobs: Knight and Day
Shirls: Yay!  Should pack my overnight bag?
Nobs: Erm she’s still around
Shirls: Oh, no wahala
Nobs: Babes, are you mad at me?
Shirls: Nope just that we need an “us” moment.
Nobs: We’ll get a bit in the cinema
Shirls: What should I wear?
Nobs: Flare skirt and a shawl to cover my hands.
Shirls: Why do u need to cover your hands?
Nobs: Cos you wouldn’t want everybody to know what I’ll be doing to you.
Shirls: Nah Nobs, we can’t go half way na?
Nobs: Sha come jor
Shirls: See you in a bit, baby.
Nobs: Don’t keep it , sorry me standing
Shirls: You need Jisos!!!!

Shirls came with no shawls but I was happy to spend some non-sexual hours with her.

10.00pm
Got home, watched a bit of Big Brother and called sick Slim. She sounded so ill and I so wanted to be there for her. She was there for me during my ill health and I miss her.

“Get well soon Slim.”

Sunday 25th July 2010

Dear Diary,

9.00am
Momsie left today and I never knew I was going to miss her this much.
She made sure my sister made food to last us a month and she left the money I gave her under my pillow. My mum thinks I’ll never be richer than her and she’s always willing to give.

Got a call from Shirls that she wasn’t feeling so well, so I asked her to come over. I made (got my sister to make)breakfast for Shirls and afterwards gave her a warm bath.
Shirls slept off and I left her note saying “Baby,I’m off to Ibadan but I’ve asked Obinna to take home whenever you are ready to go. Rest well, watch Big Brother and get well soon”.

2.00pm-Ibadan
The gospel according to Pastor D’banj. Says “Some of them are local, some are flown in” referring to Kokolets. You need to have kokolets (keles)everywhere and if need be, fly some in once in a while. Got into Ibadan and like I do in every city, I went through my contacts and typed “Ibadan” and the following came up;
“Bisi Ibadan”, Morenike Ibadan,”LT Ibadan”, “Ayo Ibadan”, “Dayo Ibadan” and I dialled “Morenike Ibadan”

Morenike: Hey Nobs
Nobs: Hey sweets
Morenike: Hmmm is it Christmas
Nobs: No, why?
Morenike: You called me
Nobs: I thought of you and decided to say hi
Morenike: Awww, that’s so sweet of you.
Nobs: I’ve been meaning to come see you for sometime now.
Morenike: Come na
Nobs: Ib is long jor
Morenike: Just come na
Nobs: What do I get?
Morenike: Anything you want,  just ask!
Nobs: Anything?
Morenike: Anything
Nobs: I am in ******  hotel, Check me in Hotel Room 130
Morenike: Yay! Are you for real?
Nobs: No Jokes. When are you coming?
Morenike: I’ll get home and pack some things. When are you leaving?
Nobs: Tomorrow
Morenike: Sleep now cos when I come, you won’t get any.
Nobs: Amu siri’m ike (I was born strong)*wink*
Morenike: what’s that?
Nobs: See ya in a bit
Morenike: Ok hun.

Morenike came through.While she was watching big brother, I wrote this ,turned off my phone camera flash and took this picture of her.

I sent this off to whom it may concern and switched off my phone.

Noble Igwe

Noble Igwe

Nobs is a SLU…shh trust fund kid who works just to exercise his body and mind. He’s “Unruly” but as calm as the “ABE” boys. Referred to as FYI (Fly, Young and Igbo) by his friends, Nobs says iT tHe wAy iT iS. Follow him on Twitter @nobsdaslushhkid Enough of the English language……..My name is Noble Igwe,go figure!

90 comments

  1. hmm this was very interesting! you are a character but lol I think I like it. Your mum is definitely on to you. Last observation, that lap dance pic does not really look appealing, i’ll take your word for it that the experience was great though. Slim and Shirls hope they are better now.

  2. And yet anoda intresting week from nwannem nwoke….. I so love ur mother!trust her next trip 2 lag wnt b dis easy so get ready

  3. Somewhere deep down,well not too deep lies a kind,sweet,”Higly sexually Charged”(aren’t we all) sensitive young man.All the ladies know the deal and they r happy with it .if he was that much of a jerk believe me none of them will have recurring roles every week. He doesn’t disrespect them here or twitter and am sure he’s the same with them when they see!! I mean Nigga was shagged and dumped and he still wrote about it!! I love the dude to pieces for his originality,sensitivity,kindness and respect to the ladies he’s shagging and not !!! Keep up the good work my bet is he’ll fall in love hard one day and the babe will just do a runner or worse still have a blog with 5 other starring in it including him …One of them ladies is in love with u Find out which one and Love her back fast!!! But then there will be no memoirs!!! Have a great week Nobs!! Can’t wait till next Monday *blows kiss* Btw @ curious obvserver DM means Direct Message on Twitter

  4. Biko,has anyone else noticed that the stories that come up every Monday rest heavily on readers comments on the previous weeks post??
    Interesting memiors! Guess that why I’m here at 7am.
    Lmao @ “6 other pple that can be refered to as females” and “dancing makossa to OMG”

  5. Nice one noble
    Mumsie is so sweet
    FYI I live on d mainland
    And I am one fine kele
    So no more generalizations hun

  6. Just readin dis 4 d 1st time n *screaming* iTotali love this!! + m a mainland gurl n iAm fine, pls dnt generaliz. M totali ur groupie, pls wats ur twiter handle?

  7. hahahahahahaa ! my friend M tried to do d makossa with OMG dis morning b4 i left for work ,… it was (super)Hilarious !!!
    im so sad at such a nice weekend u had , sat @ home all thru cos it was raining non-stop here in Abuja…
    get well soon Shrils n slim !!

  8. Ma guy ikpora kpoka chin chin…(Sorry if I no get d spelling ehn, I be yoruba boy.)
    U too much jo. Na so! Holla @ur boy!

  9. Hehehehe Noble u sha won’t kill me with your memoirs!however I look foward to reading about your weekly escapades cos I looooove vitaminG…hehehehe
    interesting read there.this is the first time I’m leaving a comment here and all I have to say is don’t stop…I luk foward to reading ur weekly escapades hehehehe!!!

  10. Such cheap popularity Noble Igwe.u ve always been on it fron ur UNEC days..and its stl not working..ur so dry slush didn’t get it for u, its to write about ur fake ass lifestyle and get people to read.its stl so cheap.u should get a life, LOSER and stop lying broke ass.

    1. Boohoo Shirls…go cry to ur mama. wanna use ur reggae to spoil our blues…
      u r still following his life since UNEC, cheap groupie…at least u r here to read it…mumu.

  11. Lol @ the rehab “milo’s last kid standing” reference … As for ur ‘pros’ in different area codes.. Nice 1.. …
    Interesting read(y)

  12. ok nobs you didnt do me justice with that picture. i pulled up my dress so i could dance the makosa properly and who says i cant do makosa to omg afterall usher did alanta in the video. anyway as i remember you gave sexy lawyer a dance first and begged her to give you one. the evidence from the photo shows she was just dancing and you were taking a picture of her ass. and stop imagining things she doesnt even feel u like that to tell u she wasnt wearing a bra. she was wearing a backless dress so like duhhhhh she wasnt wearinga a bra. Adding salt and pepper to the gist to make it sweet.

  13. Nobs, can u be any more conceited? sheesh…all the ladies are into u and want ur hands on their body. People that are all that dont need to blow their own trumpets abeg… get ur head outta the clouds n make ur stories more believable! peace…

  14. @shirls..u dnt have a life if at 10.34am ure commenting on nob’s diary abt getting having a life.@mia..yeah,some dudes r really that hot n don’t worry I’ll pray for u to meet one..buh till u do,try repeating this..IF BLOWING MA TRUMPET MAKES ME HAPPY THIS YEAR,THAT’S WHAT I’LL D0!..t’myt help!

    1. Angel, lets join forces and finish these chics that stand at Silverbird galleria wit popcorns looking for males…lol
      Am sure she wrote that while saying her morning prayers…like “God his name is Noble…he never called back after…”

  15. lol….. dancing makossa to OMG is not so bad jor! kinda hilarious tho…just thank God she wasnt dancing atilogwu… btw, mainland chics are really cool. its a pity u keep pretending 2 meet only the razz ones, and then, the cool island chics… have another great week, nobs.

  16. nahh i don’t think that’s the real Shirls… it’s probably just some commenter hoping for a repeat of week 9’s drama.

    Dear Nobs,

    can you do your non-igbo readers a favor n help us translate all the igbo dialogue in your memoirs, just so we don’t feel like we’re missing anything… thanks! 🙂

    interesting read as always.

  17. Wow!ur arrogant and corky self has become a celebrity.wat u ve always wanted.
    Nice write ups and am amazed by ur string of words.hope ur prepared for d repercautions of dis ur lifestyle…
    I pity all dem girls but den again blame it on d weather.

  18. I hope all your posts are fiction for your sake. Its just ridiculous; ur promiscuity. I’m sorry but the ladies that agree to this too create such a terrible name for ladies worldwide.
    Noble, u need 2 things
    JESUS
    and
    SA (Sex Anonymous, if there’s anything like…u’re an addict). Funny how u’ve made such a sacred thing a big game.
    God Bless u lav. #nojudgementhere. The time for regrets would come. Make sure, u don’t create too many potential regrets. Jesus ain’t proud, boo…for sure!

  19. LMAOOOOO at ppls comments….mehn i dnt care if its real or fake..luv it…had me bowling at underage kids with looks that say ‘buy me chapman and u can hit it”

  20. This Memoir should be named the Diary of RANDY HOT-BLOODED UNSCRUPULOUS male Specie….. i do not really get the whole idea of ur memoir…. As far as i am concerned you ONLY promote Pre-Marital Sex and Fornication, which against the 10 holy COMMANDMENTS….OH Well!!! its your life sha…. U MITE END UP BEING THE NEXT WANDE COAL….****MR ENDOWED***…AIDS NO DEY SHOW 4 FACE SHA..Like they say A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE… GOOD LUCK WIF YOUR CREATIVE WRITING AND YOUR INDECENT FANTASIES….

  21. Err that toothbrush thing is really disgusting! Like they are all touching each other and shit..*shivers*

    Anyhoo.. interesting read as usual.

  22. All i can think of is how gross the toothbrushes look. Can one contract anything from ewwwy looking tooth brushes placed together? Barf!

  23. Nobs but Morenike looks like that girl wearing tight from the island. AT least this weeekend pure for you. Slim get well soon okay.

  24. Does anyone else notice the synthetic hair on d ibadan chick nobz did(or is it nobz is doing)??? And u can mainland chicks razz??? Have lived on the island all my life and I bet all d muny my pops has u can never tap any HOT ass on dis island…maybe the tenants in lekki sha. Ikoyi/Banana chicks don’t do struggling desperado’s/wannabes. I love ur fantasies…reminds me of disney cartoons and scrubs flashbacks. You wish son,You really wish. #NOHATING #AMJUSTSAYING

  25. I stumbled on your memoir by chance and i absolutely love it, all i did today at work was to read week1 till date. Also sent the link to my boyfriend and he goes ” babe that’s a conversation i c myself have (when you met Biola) and i’m gonna print it all out and read on the train to and from work”. Its such a real and no hold back memoir.
    Absolutely loving it. Good entertainment for me.

  26. My friend sent me dis link nd I had 2 read d rules 1st nd I tot 2 myself WTF is dis.its some phony s**t. I read d diary dou nd it made ‘entertaining’read.I dnt no 2 feel sorry 4 Dem girls bt I guess its dier choice

  27. This is the dairy of a messed up little boy with a very low self esteem…lol. Because he’s ashamed of himself, he disses other people to make himself happy…pity. I’m sure cos of his Massive head (Ugly looks) he was picked on terribly while he grew up….lol (u need to visit a shrink!!).

    Well, dis is the only platform through which he can express himself ….NOBODY ever pays serious attention to people of his kind (or on his low level)…LMAO!!! (any idiot can have a blog these days..lol) Girls who have some dignity & self respect (class too) will never mix with him or have anytin serious to do with him (marry him-Never!!!…lol), they’re not on his level….it’s loose girls & rif rafs that he’s got access to (or else he’ll have nothing to right in this lame dairy)…his mum knows this, that’s why she had no choice but to find him a village girl with no exposure…..LMAO..LMAO!!!

    Noble Igwe get a freakin life!!! I wonder if you’ll have the moral right to discipline your children (may you have lots of daughters)or they’ll continue in their fathers filthy footsteps!!!

    I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao.

  28. This is the dairy of a messed up little boy with a very low self esteem…lol. Because he’s ashamed of himself, he disses other people to make himself happy…pity. I’m sure cos of his Massive head (Ugly looks) he was picked on terribly while he grew up….lol (u need to visit a shrink!!).

    Well, dis is the only platform through which he can express himself ….NOBODY ever pays serious attention to people of his kind (or on his low level)…LMAO!!! (any idiot can have a blog these days..lol) Girls who have some dignity & self respect (class too) will never mix with him or have anytin serious to do with him (marry him-Never!!!…lol), they’re not on his level….it’s loose girls & rif rafs that he’s got access to (or else he’ll have nothing to right in this lame dairy)…his mum knows this, that’s why she had no choice but to find him a village girl with no exposure…..LMAO..LMAO!!!

    Noble Igwe get a freakin life!!! I wonder if you’ll have the moral right to discipline your children (may you have lots of daughters)or they’ll continue in their fathers filthy footsteps!!!

    I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao

  29. This is the dairy of a messed up little boy with a very low self esteem…lol. Because he’s ashamed of himself, he disses other people to make himself happy…pity. I’m sure cos of his Massive head (Ugly looks) he was picked on terribly while he grew up….lol (u need to visit a shrink!!).
    ………………………………………………….

    Well, dis is the only platform through which he can express himself ….NOBODY ever pays serious attention to people of his kind (or on his low level)…LMAO!!! (any idiot can have a blog these days..lol) Girls who have some dignity & self respect (class too) will never mix with him or have anytin serious to do with him (marry him-Never!!!…lol), they’re not on his level….it’s loose girls & rif rafs that he’s got access to (or else he’ll have nothing to right in this lame dairy)…his mum knows this, that’s why she had no choice but to find him a village girl with no exposure…..LMAO..LMAO!!!
    ………………………………………………….

    Noble Igwe get a freakin life!!! I wonder if you’ll have the moral right to discipline your children (may you have lots of daughters)or they’ll continue in their fathers filthy footsteps!!!
    ………………………………………………….

    I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao

    P.S: Get a life & find a shrink…lol.

  30. LMAO…LOL…ROTFLMAO…..
    Awww…..none of his follower’s have defended him…

    He’s shocked!!……so he saves face by trying to appear unaffected (just write a few senseless sentences he tells himself!!)
    Typical response from those with a low self esteem….LOL

    P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao

    1. Dude, you probably did not read the rules you ignorant bigot! He leaves a clause that allows him to “tweak” whatever story he sees fit and we simply follow and enjoy it. If you have any problems with his blog, I’d advise you to take a drive around your neighborhood, look for the Power transformer closest to your house, and give it a good hug….ode

  31. ROTFLMAO……LMAO…..LOL!!!

    Solidarity!!!!

    @Lare: Like I said earlier…

    “P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ (or gigolo, always ready when called) by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao”

    I’m sure if we checked or you quoted your real name, you’ll definitly be in the same category as him….lol.

    ROTFLMAO……LMAO…..LOL!!!
    But I must admit, its a funny read (fiction – lies…lol)

  32. MI posted this link on twitter and now i’m hooked.i’ve read all 11wks’ blog and i cant stop smiling.dont really care much for the haters but i tink y’all should take a chill pill. give the brother a break.you could start your own blog if u want and lets see how far u can go wit it.fact or fiction?, well it doesn’t matter.cos y’all know it makes for good read. So ppl just relax and enjoy.
    we all come back to read his (nobz’) posts cos we know it relieves tension and gives us something to laugh or smile about be it fact or fiction.
    so let’s stop sweating the small stuff people.
    nobz u’re doing a good job. pls keep em coming. I’m looking forward to monday’s post.

  33. Hardworking guy my a$$. Ur d biggest idiot and probarbly Nob’s biggest fan judging from the way u keep monitoring his blog and commenting after every other comment. Say the truth u lousy twat.

    U sure dont sound hardworking 2me praying for other people’s downfall ..u lazy fcuk get a life and a blog and see if u can push dis much traffic

    bye hater

    Nobs luv ur blog will b back daily 4 more …oww give it 2 me daddy

  34. ROTFLMAO……LMAO…..LOL…”Aspirin for anothers headache”!!!

    @Miss E and francesca: I’m sure you’re part of the many girls whose vaginas noble igwe has disrespected & dismissed (& he’ll never offer his surname)…trying to defend what’s ‘not left’ of their dignity…especially Miss E…lol…u asked for it (“give it 2 me daddy”), he’s a gigolo so he’ll give it to u…hehe..lol!

    By the way, my money works HARD for me so i can afford to be lazy if i want at this stage in my life cos I EARNED it!! My hard work shows off for me not a filthy lifestyle.

    Like I said earlier…

    “P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ (or gigolo, always ready when called) by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao”

    ROTFLMAO……LMAO…..LOL!!!
    But I must admit, its a funny read (fiction – lies…lol)

  35. dude ur tired
    so d major beef is dat he’s banging chicks and u aint gettin none …poor baby …stop wanking off to his memoirs bcos it wont do u any good …ur right hand will become more muscular than ur left

    send me ur digits let me set u with a chick that will help take away ur virginity …’soft’ working guy

    ps: i bet u came as soon as u finished reading discomment. Loser

  36. ROTFLMAO……LMAO…poor Miss E the Whore!!

    @Miss E: on the contrary, I’ve got whores like you at my beck and call (thanks to my money…loads of ££$$NN, brains & good looks)…who knows, you might be one of those girls who have shamelessly offered me their bodies!
    But I’ve got a good woman (beautiful & honorable)who I’ve promised to stay faithful to so there’s no need sticking my dick in filthy vaginas (gutters) of girls like you……who knows what I might get infected with…yuck!!

    So Miss E apart from being a Whore you’re also a Pimp?! Wow, your family must be proud of you….maybe husband if some unlucky man decides to settle for a whore….or some unfortunate kids who u might have who may never be sure who their father is….what a sad life you have. A whore!! pity…

    Like I said earlier…

    “P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ (or gigolo, always ready when called) by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol)

  37. Most people will respect themselves and let the person who I directed my original message to take it in and make a decision himself.

    But the busy bodies like Miss E will stick their nose where it doesn’t belong (take aspirin for another persons headache…lol) therefore gettin insulted for no reason!!

    Like I said earlier…

    “P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ (or gigolo, always ready when called) by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol

  38. Lare,Miss E….y’all know what hardworkingguymakingwaves is saying is true… Its too obvious y’all enjoy reading ish like this just 2 make urselves feel good for whoring urselves 2 ugly butts like nobz(ewwwwwwww hv u seen d size of dat head? Gosh and d yucky facial hair??? Common girls u can do better dan a short Napoleon wanna be… Well good luck with that.

    Ehn ehn nobs since u recruited followers 2 come yab hardworking guy yea,am waiting for my own diss too. NOTE: don’t give a shit wat y’all hv 2 say. Dude get a life. I know u…u know that. If I choose 2 open ur bum bum now you will deny. #NOHATINGAMJUSTSAYING

    1. Miss Smith & Hard Working guy,
      My aim is only to get you here and that I’ve achieved.
      I can also choose to block you but why would i do that?
      Please read other articles on the site while you are here.
      God will continue to bless you.
      N

  39. Thanks Miss Smith for representing the few women out there with some self respect & dignity who would never go near the likes of “noble the ugly”!!

    Allow “noble the ugly” to continue deceiving himself that by recruiting whores/sluts/gigolos like himself, he’s achieved something!!

    We’re watching for national award for promoting STD’s!!

    Anyone can have a cheap looking blog or site like this so stop wishing you could block us when you can’t!!

  40. abeg abeg dis mr hard working girl making waves,all u have to be is a fisherman in lagos to be hard working and making waves,didnt u read d rules,no be by force to come here,abi dem swear for u,ignorant Muther fucker………
    Thumbs up jare nobs,ur living d life,u go get plenty war stories tell ur childern,i had my share,but am a retired 5 star general now……they dont call me kaka for nothing……..cheers

  41. @Dr Kaka………5 star general my ass!!!

    I don’t think any respectable general I know will right the disgraceful rubish u wrote!! You definitely lack class and dignity….not surprised: “Soldier…bloddy Soja”….lol…..

    Thank God for good quality education I’m not a fisherman but rich enuf to hire a thousand fishermen if I want.

    Most people will respect themselves and let the person who I directed my original message to take it in and make a decision himself.

  42. bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *died and gone to glory** please ohhhh, my 2kobo: why does dis Hard working Guy making waves!!sound like a female?? andif he/she/it is really makin waves, y r u spendin so much time on here? is it ur money/blog/website/memoir/vagina/penis?? *choose one* na wa 4 my 9ja pipul oh.

  43. @nuella, this ‘hardworking guy making waves’ is most def a female wit too much time on her hands! U’r sposed to read, laff and comment! U shdnt read, become bitter a
    nd make it ur homescreen so u’l comment every half second! I know he/she’s gonna be bak to say smthin silly about me, but hey, like nobs sed… Its good for bizness! *wink*

  44. @nuella, this ‘hardworking guy making waves’ is most def a female wit too much time on her hands! U’r sposed to read, laff and comment! U shdnt read, become bitter and make it ur homescreen so u’l comment every half second! I know he/she’s gonna be bak to say smthin silly about me, but hey, like nobs sed… Its good for bizness! *wink*

  45. What’s all the fuss about? Its a regular guy’s life, hell folk’s who don’t have it dream it. Like kittykat said ur supposed to read, laff and comment! (or not spoil the fun by shutting the f’up). @ Nobs, keep rocking.

  46. @nuella, kittykat and kkfox: Like I said earlier…

    “P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ (or gigolo, always ready when called) by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao”

    I’m sure if we checked or you all quoted your real names, you’ll definitly all be in the same category as him (whores and gigolos)….lol.

    ROTFLMAO……LMAO…..LOL!!!

    (DELETE THIS AGAIN WUSS!!)

  47. @nuella, kittykat and kkfox: Like I said earlier…

    “P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ (or gigolo, always ready when called) by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao”

    I’m sure if we checked or you all quoted your real names, you’ll definitly all be in the same category as him (whores and gigolos)….lol.

    ROTFLMAO……LMAO…..LOL!!!
    (DELETE THIS AGAIN WUSS!!)

  48. @ Hard Working Guy Making Waves. U seem to have forgotten to add freaking rich to your previous user names. Its called art, enjoy the damn thing or go criticize Bond movies. Its 1 outta 14 write ups, you probably find something somewhere in between or probably the other contributors.

  49. @ KKFOX…..

    LMAO…..finally out of words! I thought you would never stop…ROTFLMAO…LMAO..LOL!!

  50. @HARD WORKING GUY….you’re funny because i bet you come here every monday hoping to relieve yourself of your boring weekend…if the chap chooses to share his weekend, who are you to stop him from sharing it….odes like you most likely send mails to mills and boons telling them to stop publishing softcore novels, abi am i wrong?
    P.S: I think you are my secretary and if i come out now and catch you on this site ehn,company secretary or not….(we could negotiate…lol..but seriously, if you are a guy, stop being a spoilsport and spoiling the experience for everybody…..and if u be chick, i need a hypocritical spirikoko in my life real bad)

  51. @ ‘Hard working’ boy….u are naughty sha, Im sure u didnt take permission from ur mummy before going on the computer and u sure werent concentrating on ur homework whilst reading things that arent for ur age!!!….. bladdy immature dry fish like u.

    next time… if it pains u so much,u cant delete the post but u can treat urself to a dinner or sumthing to cheer u up…heck u can even have garri if ur going all out. yes I mention garri because ppl like u ooze of financial disability…a.k.a brokeness… ur now coming to hate on someone else….Biko move out!

  52. @ Lare & Lolleypop

    wat can I say….birds of the same feather flock together……

    “P.S:I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ (or gigolo, always ready when called) by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao”

    I’m sure if we checked or you all quoted your real names, you’ll definitly all be in the same category as him (whores and gigolos)….lol

  53. I need to come up with new and interesting stories regularly so people will notice me & not forget about my blog. Though most of the stories are made up & pure fiction, there are people who totally believe them which is the important thing cos the aim of this blog is popularity and money….lol.

    I never learnt to respect women so I dont want anyone telling me to respect them cos they are all the same & I can sleep with any one of them; slim, shirls, ada, biola, ivory….anyone i want, anytime……girls, always willing……

    more free women…..more…..more (pls the younger the better, no old keles abeg….16yrs-25yrs only….sweet…)
    you can call me pervert, anything you want….I dont care….

  54. Oh well, i realized that folks that didnt grow up in lagos eventually come to live in lag and “own” it. I understand. All this mainland/island chics talk is funny to me though more so when u live in a rented house on d so called island. Like, is living on d island supposed to be a wow factor? If u live large u live large mehn. SMH!

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