MEMOIRS OF A SLU…shhKid: THE RULES TO READ BY

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Erm, this is supposed to serve as an introduction to my personal lifestyle on www.360nobs.com and for that reason, I’ll try to keep it as simple as possible.

Before we continue with the introduction, I’d like you to note certain things referred to as rules as long as Memoirs of a SLU…shhkid is concerned.

1.    This is MY online diary and as a result I don’t really give a fuck care about your opinion.

2.    I’ll be posting every Monday and may not have time to edit properly but because you would like to “Gbagun” I’ll    provide you with a big ass bell for use.

3.    This is not the news or the Anglican Church, so don’t come here to preach to me.

4.    Names of some of the people involved in the memoir may be changed to save anything they may have as dignity.

5.    If I say something about you that you don’t like...Start your own blog …It’s free.

6.    Don’t walk up to me in public and say “you wrote about me”. I promise you a head butt and my head is not small.

7.    Majority of my post would be on keles, Midnight wakas, party, BBM and everything else I decides to write about.

8.    Sometimes, It may appear like I’m talking about you but until I mention your name, STFU and Terry G me!

9.    We’ll make more rules as we go on.

Enjoy

Noble Igwe

Noble Igwe

Nobs is a SLU…shh trust fund kid who works just to exercise his body and mind. He’s “Unruly” but as calm as the “ABE” boys. Referred to as FYI (Fly, Young and Igbo) by his friends, Nobs says iT tHe wAy iT iS. Follow him on Twitter @nobsdaslushhkid Enough of the English language……..My name is Noble Igwe,go figure!

46 comments

  1. all rite. THIS is what i have being visiting this blog site for….. the real shiz…straight from Nobs as only him can dish…truth be told…as good as the other write ups are…..they were a little too tame me and not what i expect from Noble. @dindu pls don't ruin this for us…carry your bile else where…..virgin who? lol

  2. WDF is Dindu? Is his slash her father the owner of Virgin and what's the biggy in virgin? and who lost out… Maybe all ur life u wish u could work wif virgin or at least be a janitor… it's not a biggy for some pple… it's just a stepping stone…
    So next time u want to voice u bigoted opinion I would suggest u go else whr…
    PS: r u sure u papa even like u… to have the guts to say… u hate someone…
    Fuck Off… !!!

  3. rule no 2 already playing out on rule no 7……..”everything else I decides to write about”…….Nice one jare.English no be your papa language but for the sake of cash spent please always proof read ur articles.

  4. i actually think i prefer him now that he left Virgin, he is more innovative and investing his skill and tym on something berra. y is it that pple hate it wen others progress. dindu or wot eva u call urself, go get a life. i wud use my tym 4 berra things if i where u. HATER

  5. Definitely,, I do hope to read more from U and keep up with Ur the Blog, Well regarding Him loosing out fin Virgin, 1st thing its Virgin Nigeria not Atlantic, you may say what's the difference but we know. Check his pedigree and Where He is right now, U can only be amazed at what he has achieve..olodo

    Neways awaiting more gist

  6. wat skill, ene? writing a blog with half baked english language in d pretext of not having time to edit his work? how mediocre can this be?

  7. noble's sis, stop hating on her opinion! mind your own business here! respect d rules and stop bringing some family shit here! if ruggedman can be insulted ,noble can av d brunt of it as well!

  8. This is the dairy of a messed up little boy with a very low self esteem…lol. Because he’s ashamed of himself, he disses other people to make himself happy…pity. I’m sure cos of his Massive head (Ugly looks) he was picked on terribly while he grew up….lol (u need to visit a shrink!!).
    ………………………………………………….

    Well, dis is the only platform through which he can express himself ….NOBODY ever pays serious attention to people of his kind (or on his low level)…LMAO!!! (any idiot can have a blog these days..lol) Girls who have some dignity & self respect (class too) will never mix with him or have anytin serious to do with him (marry him-Never!!!…lol), they’re not on his level….it’s loose girls & rif rafs that he’s got access to (or else he’ll have nothing to right in this lame dairy)…his mum knows this, that’s why she had no choice but to find him a village girl with no exposure…..LMAO..LMAO!!!
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    Noble Igwe get a freakin life!!! I wonder if you’ll have the moral right to discipline your children (may you have lots of daughters)or they’ll continue in their fathers filthy footsteps!!!
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    I know some idiots who visit this blog will convince their empty brains that they’re trying to defend ‘Noble the unhappy’ by throwing insults at themselves (definitly not me….lol) but that’s fine by me (birds of the same feather flock together & defend each other too..lol) ciao

    P.S: Get a life & find a shrink…lol.
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  9. I totally agree with Silencer:

    “Silencer says: May 26, 2010 at 2:00 am
    wat skill, ene? writing a blog with half baked english language in d pretext of not having time to edit his work? how mediocre can this be”

    LMAO…LMAO….LMAO….ROTFLMAO

  10. Rock on Noble

    I may not agree with all its contents, but this blog is refreshingly different and entertaining, and no doubt will have its audience.

    Great to see another FYI (Fine Young Igbo) chap doing his thing.

    From one FYI to another (no homo), rock steady!

  11. I need to come up with new and interesting stories regularly so people will notice me & not forget about my blog. Though most of the stories are made up & pure fiction, there are people who totally believe them which is the important thing cos the aim of this blog is popularity and money….lol.

    I never learnt to respect women so I dont want anyone telling me to respect them cos they are all the same & I can sleep with any one of them; slim, shirls, ada, biola, ivory….anyone i want, anytime……girls, always willing……

    more free women…..more…..more (pls the younger the better, no old keles abeg….16yrs-25yrs only….sweet…)
    you can call me pervert, anything you want….I dont care….

  12. Wow… People keep sayin ur jobless and a sorry excuse of a blogger but the still come to your blog to read the latest entry…whew!! If that’s how bad ur blog is then ur doing a great job.

    Peeps as nobs says “he doesn’t give a f***” so stop hating.

    Ur doing good bro anyone that doesn’t like it show kiss the nearest transformer *very long sigh*

  13. Wow… People keep sayin ur jobless and a sorry excuse of a blogger but they still come to your blog to read the latest entry…whew!! If that’s how bad ur blog is then ur doing a great job.

    Peeps as nobs says “he doesn’t give a f***” so stop hating.

    Ur doing good bro anyone that doesn’t like it should kiss the nearest transformer *very long sigh*

  14. Nobs the sluu…shhh kid. really slushy stories n affairs. u seem to be having all the fun u can imagine in the keleworld. i enjoy the memoirs because ur expression give a clear mind picture/video. nicey!! 🙂

  15. i dnt lyk you buh seriously ialso know i dnt v to……….reading ur blog is good 4 passtime doe i jus fink it funny…..

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